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Updated Friday, September 11, 2026, 13:22 ET · 71 outlets

Guess the asshole

How to play

Each round is one of today's entries with the name blanked out. Four suspects, one did it.

Pick once per round. Counts show after each pick; your result appears after the last round, ready to copy.

Round 1 of 5

____ snubs US probe into Fifa's Trump ties

Gianni Infantino · 1 outletOneil CruzRyanairElon Musk

Round 2 of 5

____ boss refuses to apologize for 'rapists' remark

Ryanair · 1 outletGrovelandElon MuskVeloxis Pharmaceuticals

Round 3 of 5

Cesar Chavez ____ accused of covering up sexual abuse

DOJCésar Chávez foundations · 4 outletsMarion County BOEMuskegon Heights

Round 4 of 5

____ covered up Homeland Party past, gets expelled

Newcastle councillor · 1 outletChristie Whitmanfirst ministerDonald Trump

Round 5 of 5

____ misled parents on child-safety features, judge rules

Fox RothschildXTI AerospaceTikTok · 10 outletsUSI Insurance

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