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Updated Monday, November 9, 2026, 16:21 ET · 60 outlets

Guess the asshole

How to play

Each round is one of today's entries with the name blanked out. Four suspects, one did it.

Pick once per round. Counts show after each pick; your result appears after the last round, ready to copy.

Round 1 of 5

Judge probes whether ____ lawyers misled court on golf course

Round 2 of 5

____ may be fined for data center lacking water permits

Round 3 of 5

____ accused of discrimination, retaliation over SLED probe

Round 4 of 5

____ denies forcing workers to pay for stolen food

Round 5 of 5

LA ____ seeks to block Hahn deposition in LASD retaliation case