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October 2026

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Saturday, October 31, 2026

Trump berates Florida rally heckler as dope, loser; Jamie Carragher sued by Aston Villa over podcast insults; DOJ lawyers accused of misleading judge on golf course plan; Former South Lake Tahoe mayor admits embezzling church funds; McDonald's accused of misleading customers about McRib meat

Friday, October 30, 2026

Donald Trump berates reporter over canceled rally health question; Yorkshire Water CEO resigns after lowest environmental rating; Sheriff Gahler sued over retaliation after harassment report; San Jose police officers charged over drug evidence cover-up; Nippon Dynawave mill fined amid repeated spill dangers

Thursday, October 29, 2026

Equitas SFB CEO Vasudevan resigns over daughter conflict of interest; Lancashire disrespects James Anderson's abrupt contract exit; DPWH projects riddled with alleged kickback scheme; Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing journalists with bully tactics; Donald Trump closes public golf course in tantrum

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Kromer pleads guilty to embezzling millions from broadband project; Greg Lee demoted over bullying as Geneva envoy; Han Dong-hun accused of covering up daughter's fake resume probe; Lauren Boebert lashes out over salacious ethics complaints; Hasan Piker mocks injured ICE agents at Omar event

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

DPWH officials accused of billions in kickback schemes; Donald Trump lashes out at Obama's Cheesecake Factory joke; Donald Trump mocks heckler, alleges Soros funding; Vivek Ramaswamy refuses to pull ad attacking Amy Acton; Dollar General sued by FTC, states over deceptive pricing

Monday, October 26, 2026

Anthropic sued for $54 million over Elvis Presley songs; Kerala judge accused of covering up son's fatal Mercedes crash; Donald Trump lashes out at reporter, press group calls it retaliation; OpenAI's own agents disabled safety monitoring, one lied; Amazon settles kickback lawsuit involving ex-AWS managers

Sunday, October 25, 2026

Sylvester Stallone admits nepotism cast his daughter; Elon Musk threatens to shut off Starlink to Ukraine; Nashville diocese fails to toss abuse cover-up suit; BSF allegedly enters Bangladesh, uses sound grenade; Hamas reportedly threatens repeat of October 7 massacre

Saturday, October 24, 2026

Benjamin Netanyahu orders demolition of West Bank neighborhood; FBI officials charged with lying over Hunter Biden laptop cover-up; Tommy Robinson accused of threatening, bullying journalists at trial; EPA sues NLI Holdings over radioactive waste in Lewiston; EPA accused of failing to curb cancer-linked pesticide pollution

Friday, October 23, 2026

Lululemon settles Texas probe over forever chemicals; Elon Musk threatens to 'come for' investigating Democrats; Corey Lewandowski probed over alleged DHS contracting kickbacks; Donald Trump mocks LeBron James as 'total disgrace'; Mark Zuckerberg threatens to leave California over billionaire tax

Thursday, October 22, 2026

Darren Indyke accused of covering up Epstein abuse at ranch; Meta ordered to pay $25B for misleading users on privacy; David Almirol denies conflict of interest in ₱1.55B contracts; XAI faces pollution lawsuits judge refuses to dismiss; MSU sued by trustee alleging years of retaliation

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Donald Trump berates, lashes out at White House reporters; Itamar Ben-Gvir mocks displaced Gazans in AI campaign video; JD Vance mocks protester demanding Epstein files release; Volvo sued over EX30 battery fire risk; Vivek Ramaswamy doubles down on attack ad against rival's mother

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Donald Trump demands Ukraine surrender, calls Zelensky foolish; Elizabeth Holmes accused of misleading Nathan Fielder in documentary; Jackson refuses to apologize for shut-up remark to Collins; Martin Romualdez accused of running flood-control kickback scheme; Tommy Robinson accused of bully tactics against journalists

Monday, October 19, 2026

KKR accused of misleading EU over $24.7B Telecom Italia deal; Trump vows to defy judge's order halting golf course build; EPA quietly backtracks on claims it phased out toxic PFAS; Lakewood PD leaders retaliated against Black staff, report finds; HelloFresh workers claim physical abuse, denied bathroom breaks

Sunday, October 18, 2026

Anglian Water fined £1.6m for sewage pollution of Essex river; Judge threatens to sanction Trump for skipping BBC deposition; Trump berates Cornyn, Rove for not backing Paxton; DTE Energy appeals $100 million pollution fine; Costco sued over allulose labeling in Kirkland drink mix

Saturday, October 17, 2026

West Mercia Police officer sacked for bullying tutoring student; Israel's retaliation over NAZA documentary called venal by Glazer; Putin mocked by own officials for bogus war briefing; Apple pays $250 million settling consumer class action; Trump administration accused of widespread presidential self-dealing

Friday, October 16, 2026

3M contests $2 billion Australian PFAS contamination case; Putin vows retaliation, Russia seizes EU firms' assets; Trump lashes out at Zelensky over refinery strikes; Lutheran High School faces suspension over alleged racist behavior; Bedford council inspection finds bullying, misogyny culture

Thursday, October 15, 2026

EPA moves to ease methane, pesticide pollution rules; Coweta sheriff's office accused of using Flock cameras for retaliation; States sue OpenAI over misleading ChatGPT safety claims; Elon Musk suspected of retaliatory Starlink cuts to Ukraine; Kimberly Guilfoyle spirals, threatens to expose Trump family secrets

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Israel Katz threatens to seize more Lebanese territory; DOJ threatens to sue California over noncitizen voter list; AGL Energy faces suit over misleading carbon-neutral claims; Chief Lash accused of ignoring safety policy before ambush; Syngenta sued for hiding atrazine's alleged cancer risks

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Trump mocks protester punched in face at Ohio rally; Selma Blair charged after alleged midair biting incident; Toyota pays $750 million over HiLux, Prado defect claims; Groupe SEB urged to drop forever chemicals from Tefal pans; Trump's Russia diesel deal draws abuse-of-power accusations

Monday, October 12, 2026

Trump administration threatens to cut Ukraine arms over refinery strikes; Trump administration raids Ilhan Omar's home, Democrats cry abuse; Trump administration destroys 500 golf course trees, judge erupts; Kelly Clarkson escalates feud, calls shop owner liar; Bessent berates Warren, reportedly screams at restaurant staff

Sunday, October 11, 2026

Trump demands new Ukraine president, allegedly doxxes Tom Cotton; Russia accused of covering up plague lab deaths as food poisoning; ESPN accused of deleting Bill Simmons' old work; Pete Hegseth mocks critics over sailor treatment, executions; Delhi Police denies protest permits amid dissent crackdown

Saturday, October 10, 2026

Trump rages over Nobel Peace Prize snub, attacks Norway; Brandon Rogers threatens to 'end' heckler at NY Comic Con; Trump administration sanctions, threatens to dismantle ICC; Elon Musk mocks Mukesh Ambani over Starlink delay; Jose Mourinho lashes out at critics over Mbappe treatment

Friday, October 9, 2026

Ben Shapiro's pro-ICE film mocks queer victim Renee Good; Lyft settles $272 million wage theft claims with California drivers; Jordan Bardella faces claims he covered up antisemitic remarks; Huckabee aide covered up report on Americans killed by settlers; St. Francois County deputy kills teen, family alleges cover-up

Thursday, October 8, 2026

Donald Trump mocks, body-shames hecklers at Texas rally; Donald Trump threatens to fire aides tied to pro-Russia group; Angelina Jolie accuses Brad Pitt of harassment amid custody dispute; Sofia Vergara reportedly mocked husband during near-fatal illness; IRS accused of leaking whistleblower's tax records in retaliation

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

EPA repeals power plant pollution limits, states sue; Rahul Gandhi sparks FIR after Akashvani Bhavan ruckus; Donald Trump suggests Iran could bomb California cities; Scott Bessent reportedly has temper meltdown at restaurant; Sourav Ganguly denies conflict of interest in dual coaching role

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

Ridon denies Sara Duterte's conflict of interest accusation; Perdue seeks to increase PFAS discharges despite lawsuit; Walmart denies predatory pricing despite patent revelations; Indiana panel retaliated against Rokita over speech, suit says; DEC accused of trying to silence engineer over plant pollution

Monday, October 5, 2026

Vladimir Putin accused of covering up plague outbreak deaths; Canal+ threatens to pull cinema funding over tax hike; Donald Trump rants about 'corrupt' US elections, mixes up countries; Donald Trump doxxes Tom Cotton over daylight saving dispute; John Swinney denies misleading Scottish parliament over pensions

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Makinde faulted over neglect of LAUTECH doctors' strike; Trump lashes out at Fox News over Ohio rally broadcast; Winnie Byanyima faces claims of UNAIDS financial mismanagement; Rahul Gandhi accused of spreading false SIR propaganda; Kirstie Allsopp lashes out at Green Party in furious rant

Saturday, October 3, 2026

MK Stalin accused of body-shaming remark, faces ECI complaint; Trump mocked as aide Natalie Harp corrects him to his face; Putin regime accused of covering up biolab accident; UAE threatens to pull billions from UK over Man City verdict; BT accused of bullying customers by cutting broadband

Friday, October 2, 2026

Lyft pays $272.5M over California wage theft claims; Aaron Rodgers screams at coach Mike McCarthy during Browns loss; Monica Lennon denies bullying claims from former staff; Trump threatens to ban diesel exports to France, Germany; Trump threatens to double South Korea tariffs over LNG dispute

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Donald Trump threatens to wipe out Tehran absent deal; Lyft pays $272.5M to settle California wage theft claims; Cristiano Ronaldo walks out of Portugal training camp; Pete Hegseth lashes out at trans troops in speech; Trump explodes, insults Kaitlan Collins and Fox News